I was born on Kelduroz, the 4-IIth planet of the Xophian Binary System. It is a well kept secret why I came to this little blue green planet that you people call The Earth. If I tell you why (and how) I came here, it wouldn't be a "well kept secret" now, would it? Just remember, whereever you go, there you are! Anyone who has known me more than 256 days, however, knows that I'm not from around here. Well, so much for the "well kept secret."

That's me in the (top right) corner, losing my religion. I grew up in Makola, Sri Lanka where I was insitutionalized to follow the local customs. Though this may not be something that I should admit in polite company, I must say that I have inhaled the best smog in the La La Land while attending the University of Southern California. These days, however, I'm watching the Blue Smoke and Hot Air Inside the Beltway while working at the Office of Information Technology at the University of Maryland. Before coming to OIT, I was at the Institute for Systems Research here at UMD.